Ok, first I shall start this off by a warning...
THIS IS A RANT GODDAMN IT~!!!!I decided not to post this in my Wordpress Blog because I am totally irritated and sien by this particular term and the idiots who use it the way
they think is right. Of course it has to be totally wrong.
I AM GOING TO BE JUDGEMENTAL AND BIASED since it's MY PEROGATIVE and this is MY BLOG~!So call me bitch or whatever, but I will say hurtful stuff!
Ok, let me just start of by saying I get
VERY irritated when I hear stupid little Cina-fied girls talking about their '
lovers'.
Ok, let me clue you in you clueless bimbo, a '
lover' is a sexual partner! Nope, not really the right term for bf is it? Unless you really are the little slut and have had many '
lovers' as you claim to do! Then again most of these cina-fied girls are really little sluts so I guess it's justified gushing about how 'sweet' your '
lover' is and how in love you are!
Two '
lovers' later and they are still nauseatingly, disgustingly gushy about whichever ugly bugger that's screwing them! GEEZ~!
And oh, did I mention how sickening it is to hear those cina-muis gush about their hubbies/lou kongs? So desperate for marriage izzit? Then later when you break up it's no longer forever and ever and ever?
*vomits*Another thing I totally cannot stand is how they talk about how many '
lovers' they've had...like talking about collecting dolls or something! So totally horny izzit? Cannot rein in the libido ke? Have some self respect la! Or maybe it's the raging maternal instincts? I didn't know maternal instincts manifested in girls as young as 14! My, how the human race has developed!
All I can say to you is;1) Guys totally go for your uber annoying, brainless, bimbotic, breathless, I-cannot-take-care-oh-myself, squeaky voice. Well kudos for you! It's ok since most of the time your IQ is around the below 100 range. I wonder how he'll be able to stand that voice when you're 30!
2) No, leggings that stop mid-thigh and a skirt do NOT go. Unless you're a super cool Goth chic and you match well. Too bad that can't be said for you! If being colour blind and fashion missing were a crime, you'd be thrown into jail faster than you can say, "Harajuku?" in that annoying little-girl voice!
3) I really hope you know about birth control and STD prevention since counting by the amount of 'lovers' you've had you a probably a walking festering pit of STDs!
4) If you're so desperate to marry and be a mother, I hope when your child's IQ exceeds yours and he/she/it gets old enough to realize that normal moms don't talk like retarded children, he/she/it is totally understanding and throw you into a theraphy clinic which you totally need!
*deep breath and exhale*I dunno what brought this on but SERIOUSLY! Stop MANGLING the English language~!
"Look at her, a prisoner of the gutters, condemned by every syllable she utters! By right she should be taken out and hung, for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue!" - P. Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady. I shall now go and stew in my own juices whilst smiling at cina-fied bimbos with no fashion sense who can't stop chattering loud enough for the whole freaking mall to hear and dreaming of strangling them as I go.
