In Loving Memory...

I first got you about two years ago after my three-month stint at Sushi King. You were my first self-purchased handphone and I was uber proud of myself. At times, though I cursed you when you were slow and threatened to disembowel you if you misbehaved, I loved you with all my heart.

You were very faithful and although you have a zonked battery, you did your utmost best to please me. Your camera provided me with a way to capture my memories and camwhore to my heart's content and your rockin' speakers kept me company when I needed it the most. Your alarm has faithfully prevented many a disaster for me and if I was ever rough, I apologize.

I hope you'll rest in peace (pieces?) and that you're in a better place in handphone heaven.

With love,
Your Disagreeable & Exacting Yet Loving Owner

Ps: If you didn't get an inkling of what I meant, my phone is currently in pieces (seriously!) due to an accident. If anyone wants to know what really happened just ask me...I'll elaborate further! *winkz* Please don't call me in the meantime and please e-mail me your numbers when you can... Thanks loads!