When I first watched LOTR, I (like almost other female) swooned over Legolas. That is, until I realized he had the extremely annoying habit of repeating what others said and then coming to the obvious conclusion for any viewer who was too dazzled by his good looks to listen to the other characters.

I've met many people like that. And with the "I-am-so-smart-I-can't-be-wrong-though-I-don't-know-a-bloody-thing" attitude thrown into the fray, all I can say is that person is the most annoying Donkey I have ever dealt with. Read below and you will understand.

(Font in red were my thoughts at the particular moment. The blue font is for the massive amount of freaking emotes used!! The nick has been changed to protect ME from that egotistical little bug! Though I'm sure you'll guess who...)

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Donkey says:
Hello
r u there/

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
heya

Donkey says:
?

Donkey just sent you a Nudge!

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
yes?? (Hello???? I answered didn't I?? I hate Nudges!!)

Donkey says:
u asked bout the bud get tngy rite
cam i tell u know?
(???)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
sure...

Donkey says:
can*

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
or you can gimme a template (That's all I need la)

Donkey says:
jz need to give the the price for
oPENING CEREMNY (Huh???)

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
There is alot of incurred cost
For example, the current proposed budget (with no limit) sudah hantam 10k
And I cannot put the cost according to the event. It'll be v messy
(being very sarcastic)
Donkey says:
hah?
(Don't understand ar? Aiyyooo)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
well, we were told to quote what we think was needed and to expand the cost just in case
so.... it's currently at 10k
Plus sound equipment

Donkey says:
coz the price given in the proposal i t is bot RM100
(Siao!!! Only RM100!! We do campfire show la!! *rollz eyes*)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
Who gave you the proposal?
For which dept?

Donkey says:
no sond eqipent inclded
(What....the....)
*I got lazy to fill in the freaking emotes....see if you can decode what it is saying!
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
If no sound equipment then we play music with...??

Donkey says:
tat is nder technical departent
tey hv their on bdget
(ok.....)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
Sweetie, my budget will cover Tech, Stage, Programme and Deco
(I only call someone "sweetie" when I'm being patronizing. Or if it's someone I'm really close to! And obviously we know which category this Donkey falls under!)
Donkey says:
hah?
if like tat it ill drive u crazy
so any departent tngy need to tnk
(......are you mad or just plain dumb????)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
the budget of the various dept are supposed to be handed to me
and I will hand it to you

Donkey says:
Okie
(Du-oh!)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
well...it's my job *shrug*
do it right...or don't do it at all (Obviously taking a jab at it)
We'll see how now....

Donkey says:
well...

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
cos I am trying to cut where possible (Trying to be nice here...)
aihz

Donkey says:
ake it easy u ask other depttat is nder u to send it 2 U
then ct the bdget (AIYOOO!!!)
(Ok...are you retarded??? Pls read above..I JUST SAID THAT!)
bt 4 rself is an easy tng
i ean prog dept
(I am not the Prog Manager....-_-''')
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
Prog dept is Jenn's dept (Idiot!!)

Donkey says:
wait ale
ie
need to do is 4 teir bdget
coz r the head a
so oy r
(Huh????)

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
sorry for the late reply....I find it very hard to decode what you just typed
(Sarcasm overload)
Donkey says:
dN woRry
(Who is worrying freak? I know how to do my job. Do you?)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
Lolz
(Had to laugh at her!)
Donkey says:
Jz 4 The bUdget rePort 2 sen to U
then onli ct the BUdget
(.............. I got it the first time dummy. Well...obviously cos I PROPOSED it!)
::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - (Cooking Lunch) But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
we will see how first
(*rollz eyes*)
Donkey says:
Tats all Job 4 bdget

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
sure, no probz
Now can I have the template?
(Let's get back to the question I asked...not what you assumed I asked. I know what to do la fool!)
Long pause
(It does not know what "template" means. Oh me oh my...how smart!!)
hello?
are you there?
(*smirk*)

Donkey says:
hah?

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
the budget template?

Donkey says:
(Ding! Ding! It get's it!!)
i Will sen E-Mail
Okie

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
u can just send it as a file here...
unless you wanna post it on Yahoo! Groups?

Donkey says:
is in hard copy it e
soRry

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
it's alright. but since you're gonna type it in, why don't u post it on Yahoo! Groups? That way other depts will know what format to follow
(Errr...this is basic common sense sweetie)
Donkey says:
Okie

::~AngelOfDestiny~:: - But I warn you I have thorns like any rose says:
Thanks

Donkey says:
is Ok

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AIYOOOOOOO!!! Sipek cannot tahan!!!!
I didn't know whether to vomit blood...or to laugh until I fell off my chair! How can ANYONE be so lacking in common sense and basic knowledge?? And if you could decode that message, I see a bright future as a cryptograher for you!

By the way, I only asked what was the format for doing the budget report. NOT for a detailed delusion of how to do my job! Cis! Don't try and be smart with me cos sadly, you aren't!!

*I get bitchy when I'm pissed!*