Ok, first I shall start this off by a warning...

THIS IS A RANT GODDAMN IT~!!!!

I decided not to post this in my Wordpress Blog because I am totally irritated and sien by this particular term and the idiots who use it the way they think is right. Of course it has to be totally wrong.

I AM GOING TO BE JUDGEMENTAL AND BIASED since it's MY PEROGATIVE and this is MY BLOG~!

So call me bitch or whatever, but I will say hurtful stuff!

Ok, let me just start of by saying I get VERY irritated when I hear stupid little Cina-fied girls talking about their 'lovers'.

Ok, let me clue you in you clueless bimbo, a 'lover' is a sexual partner! Nope, not really the right term for bf is it? Unless you really are the little slut and have had many 'lovers' as you claim to do! Then again most of these cina-fied girls are really little sluts so I guess it's justified gushing about how 'sweet' your 'lover' is and how in love you are!

Two 'lovers' later and they are still nauseatingly, disgustingly gushy about whichever ugly bugger that's screwing them! GEEZ~!

And oh, did I mention how sickening it is to hear those cina-muis gush about their hubbies/lou kongs? So desperate for marriage izzit? Then later when you break up it's no longer forever and ever and ever?

*vomits*

Another thing I totally cannot stand is how they talk about how many 'lovers' they've had...like talking about collecting dolls or something! So totally horny izzit? Cannot rein in the libido ke? Have some self respect la! Or maybe it's the raging maternal instincts? I didn't know maternal instincts manifested in girls as young as 14! My, how the human race has developed!

All I can say to you is;
1) Guys totally go for your uber annoying, brainless, bimbotic, breathless, I-cannot-take-care-oh-myself, squeaky voice. Well kudos for you! It's ok since most of the time your IQ is around the below 100 range. I wonder how he'll be able to stand that voice when you're 30!
2) No, leggings that stop mid-thigh and a skirt do NOT go. Unless you're a super cool Goth chic and you match well. Too bad that can't be said for you! If being colour blind and fashion missing were a crime, you'd be thrown into jail faster than you can say, "Harajuku?" in that annoying little-girl voice!
3) I really hope you know about birth control and STD prevention since counting by the amount of 'lovers' you've had you a probably a walking festering pit of STDs!
4) If you're so desperate to marry and be a mother, I hope when your child's IQ exceeds yours and he/she/it gets old enough to realize that normal moms don't talk like retarded children, he/she/it is totally understanding and throw you into a theraphy clinic which you totally need!

*deep breath and exhale*

I dunno what brought this on but SERIOUSLY! Stop MANGLING the English language~!

"Look at her, a prisoner of the gutters, condemned by every syllable she utters! By right she should be taken out and hung, for the cold-blooded murder of the English tongue!" - P. Henry Higgins, My Fair Lady.

I shall now go and stew in my own juices whilst smiling at cina-fied bimbos with no fashion sense who can't stop chattering loud enough for the whole freaking mall to hear and dreaming of strangling them as I go.