Bloody clever me ter-rip my tiniest toe nail out.

SAKIT SIALL~!!!!!!!!

Before anyone asks how the heck that happened, it's quite simple really...my finger/toe nails all grow upwards so my toe nails grew pretty long. I ter-kicked my table and there goes the nail.

Best thing is, it didn't rip cleanly meaning one part of it is lodged in my baby toe still...and since I don't have the gall to just rip it out I merely plastered over it and pray my nail grows fast so I can cut it off.

Whoever told me before that long nails were prettier/more useful/whatever...I really don't think so!! *pout*