Went to No 27 today for Wilson and Ben's bday celebration...GOD!
Anyways, it started out really tame...you know...the usual phototaking....the singing songs...the candles-blowing/wish-making...

The SHOVING of the whole face into cream cake thing. Shit!! The cream went FLYING and the guys (COVERED in white goop) advanced at us innocent observers. Stupid Ben came at me. I ducked and ran only to see Wilson coming. Was outta there faster then you could say "Dry Cleaning"! Too bad I wasn't fast enough...got some cream on my shirt... GAH!!!

Ran down the street like some mad woman and was shut out by EC and Alex...some MEN! Donkeys more like! So me being smart ducked behind some bushes....only to come face to face with the owner outside talking on his hp!! Was super embarassed but my desire to remain cream-free prompted me to just give the guy a pleading look before hiding behind. He ignored me and went inside. PHEW! Watched as Syc...then Myels came tearing down the street. Ok...sauntering....then as those stupid boys hid in the safety of the house...the donkeys being the ones who did the intial shoving...the two cream covered boys advanced down the street with hands full of cream. I held my breath...waited till they walked by...then tore back down the street back into the house for sanctuary.

The guys came back later covered in cream (MUAHAHAHAHA!!) and an almost fight broke out. And there was this...initiation thingy they did to the guys involving a brick pillar called (I dunno why) the "Aruba"...will not go into details... *cringes*

All in all...a typical No 27 bday MALE celebration...if they tried this on the girls, they'd be castrated faster then they could say "GOTCHA"!

Did I mention that since the whole drive was covered with globs of white cream and had empty Shandy cans lying around it looked like an enormous orgy had just ended? EWWWWW!!!!!!