Super exhausting days with me doing real nonsensical things!!

Just a few days ago I was dropping my friends home when my car wouldn't start.

Me (thinking):
Oh shit!! Oh shit shit shit!!!

Friends:
Maybe it's the battery......
Let's try again.....
You try and see...maybe you can?
Etc...

LY:
I think we'd better call CL to bring my car so we can charge the battery!
*after we've popped the bonnet and have stared at it for AGES*

Me :
It's NOT the battery la! I just changed it and you switch on the lights and see!!

LY :
But got the battery icon wor...

Me :
Just switch on the lights la!!

*Lights blaze on*

Me :
See?? It's NOT the battery!!.

(So we all stand there like dungu until CL comes. He checks the engin, fails and goes to get LY's car. After attempting to charge the battery though we've ascertained it was NOT the battery, the car still refuses to start.)

LY :
Let him try and turn on the engine and see.

(I get out and he gets in. Suddenly the car just starts.)

Me :
WOW!!!
How did you do that??

CL :
(gives me a weird look)
I put the gear to "P".

Oh SWEAT!!!!!!!

*bangs head against pillar in mortification*

I am SUCH an IDIOT!!!!
I need a vacation.......and some sleeping pills!!!