I wish...no what am I saying? I DESPERATELY WANT my soon-to-be-previous landlord to die a loooooong drawn out death!!
I wanna flay, slice, disect, distort, rip, tear, flambe, fry, charbroil, steam, boil, deep-fry, bury, strangle, castrate, poison, carve, bitch-slap, backhand, punch, kick, poke, pinch, (enter any verb related to torture)
The fucking ARSEHOLE should just do us all a favour and DIE!!
First, sending a fucked up msg to ALL OF US saying we didn't pay the fucking rent when we ALL paid ONE FUCKING WEEK AGO!! Trying to cheat our money??? BUGGING WANKER!
Then the kanasai bastard tries to toss us out of the house earlier saying, "I have more experience with the contract agreements than you all!"
WTF???
It CLEARLY states in BLACK-and-WHITE on the fucking contract that we are allowed to stay till the FIRST OF FREAKING JANUARY 2007!!!!! Trying to get us to leave by the 30th December?? Go diela bastard! Think we dunno how to read???
Lucky he backed off or I would've dragged his sorry pathetic accountant ass to fucking court for breach of contract!
So thanks to the fucker, I've been bouncing betweeen two options, Bayu Puteri and Pelangi....gawd....I pray this will end soon...preferably with a real nice not-so-expensive apartment (ok fine...condo), and a CONSIDERATE UN-PSYCHOTIC LANDLORD!!
A hearty thanks goes out to Li Yun for forsaking her hols so we can have an apartment! Thanks so much! I'm so sorry and I PROMISE I'll make it up to you!!
Finally...I know Christmas and New Year is a time for forgiveness and yada yada yada...
but fuck that kanasai bastard to fucking Hell!! May he roast in the deepest depths of cheaters' hell!! And may the truth about what an arsehole he is spread around so NO ONE will EVER AGAIN rent his kanasai house!!!
*steams*
Ps: Did I mention that the fucker actually said the water-filter and stove that his wife' brother sold to us belongs to him??? And that he refused to fix the room light, insisting that it was our responsibility??? Fuck him man!!
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