Went for a personal grooming talk organized by UTAR just last week and frankly *cringes* it was rather badly organized.
Went as early as possible since registration was upposed to start at 8.30 sharp....wanted to go early too so people wouldn't see the embarassing sight that was me begging to be let in since I lost my receipt.... :p
Luckily that didn't happen! Took my freebies which were cleansing stuff from Shisedo...
And cute mini make up utensils!!
Then, after a looong boooring talk about how to wash, tone and moisturize (apparently you use like a HELL of a lot of moisturizer!!)...oh and how to massage your face...
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they moved on to the makeup!! Wahoo!! I thought...you know...fantastic!! We get to learn how to really put on makeup! Then came the disappointment....
They handed out packs of really old and cracked makeup in dusty bags....FOUR people to share one bag!!
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I took them out and started seriously doubting their ability to colour coordinate....
First....powder foundation in two colours...hmmm....what if I was an Indian ya???
Then really sticky blush that doesn't really rub off....
Eyeshadow in HOLOGRAPHIC GOLD with a PINK highlight!!! *cringes*
Then.....mascara in BRONZE GREEN and Brown!! Aiyooooo!!
And to top it ALL off...we are gonna layer on BLUE eyeliner!!
Whoops! Did I forget the lipstick that was FIRE ENGINE RED?? What's wrong with the colour combi I ask you? Nothing...IF you want to look like you have no colour sense whatsoever!!
Thank GOD for Jennifer!! She brought her own entire set of makeup!! Lolz! So...we at least ended up looking rather decent...though they didn't teach us anything we didn't already know...so the only thing I learnt was how to wash and massage my face!! Lolz!!
Oh and of course this experience would not be complete without a bitch or two...(or three!!) One of the three girls behind came over, looked at our cosmetics and went,
"We don't have blusher la...why don't we have blusher? I take yours."
I was thinking..."Who gives two shits about you and the blusher?" ...when she walked off with it. Geram benar!
When we asked for it (cos all the items are listed on the pack...if one goes missing....) the biatch gives me *the look* and goes.
"I already give back in our pack. Who cares? All the same wan what. If you want, go find yourself la!"
Woah! Major bitch power!! *rolls eyes*
We booked outta there before anyone noticed... ; p
Anyways the end result is this...
Not bad waaattt... : p
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