Finally the major ass is over!!! All those sleep-LESS nights really paid off...well...kinda.

It's pretty strange how people can be so petty and stupid. Purely stupid. Wanna pick on someone? Don't pick on someone who's way smarter than you la...FYI the only person who ends up looking real dumb is *drumroll* Y.O.U!

Lemme see if I can make you understand this...when you are overconfident and arrogant enough to brag to everyone that you could finish your ass much earlier than us and thus could do the presentation earlier, we'd expect at LEAST something pretty spectacular. Guess what? You did it again with your pathetic attempt. There was NO effort AT ALL and it was so obviously crap. I'm surprised you didn't see it for what it was. Like I said, if you wanna brag, go ahead! But make sure you HAVE something to brag about.

Back to the story...obviously these people (they didn't think out their ads properly NOR did they plan ANY events/promotions which was the MAIN POINT of the ass) got shot at by the students and lecturer during the Q&A session. Could barely answer the Qs (duh!) and obviously didn't really prepare...what's there to be proud off?

Neeways, this sour grape acts all friendly though she is unable to accept criticism. She comes to the next presentation which happens to be mine. Guess who the numbskull tried to pick on? Memang stupid. Of all people you pick on the person who practically did the whole freaking ass single-handedly. Funny enough, the questions were the stupidest I've ever heard in my LIFE and obviously the cat in me came out and made her look like the idiot she was.

SourGrape : The skirt is too short do you think it is acceptable in Malaysian public?
(Note the lapse in grammar)
Me : *puzzled* Short? The Malaysian public has seen shorter stuff on bigger billboards.
SourGrape : But do you think it will be acceptable to the Malays?
Me : Err...she isn't NAKED is she?? Or maybe I should have photographed her in a tudung!
*Class starts laughing but the donkey doesn't get it*
SourGrape : But do you think most college students wear short skirts to Uni?
Me : *getting irritated* Could I please request that Ms C and Ms E stand up? *they gamely stand up showing their (duh!) short skirts* I guess there is nothing wrong if *pretty* girls want to wear skirts to Uni.

*Class starts rolling in their seats with me giving the girl a smug look. Lecturer looks real amused as he steps in to save her arse. Much later, the donkey still hasn't learnt her lesson!!*

SourGrape : Excuse me, you say that black is a trendy colour but do you think it is too gloomy?
Me : *mutters* Duh obviously I DON'T think it's gloomy, stupid!
(Jenn notices and starts laughing her ass off)
We are trying to market the product with the concept that black is in now.
SourGrape : But a lot of people don't like black. They think black is gloomy.
Me : *looks around at an amused class of which at least 2/3rds are wearing black* Erm... guess the class must be feeling REAL gloomy today then!
Girl from class : Gee...I'm feeling...I dunno lar...how do I feel today??!!
*class starts laughing again*

Memang padan or not?? Stupid fool!! Made herself look like an arse nia. I cannot stand idiots like her.
*takes a deep breath and exhales*

Moral of the story? Don't pick on a crabby person who has barely slept in the last week cos she was doing like bloody 80% of the ass!! Gawd I was a real bitch! But you tell me, she deserve it or not? Asking mou liu Qs liddat. Summore deliberately searching for more things to shoot when she should have just SHUT UP! ISH!

*jumps into a pool of ice water*

And oh...one other thing...my damned air-cond has gone bonkers again and I'm stewing in a damned sauna!!! *screams in frustration*

I NEED A COLD ENVIRONMENT OR I'LL DIE!!!