As of this moment...I am so pissed I am practically STEAMING!

Why am I pissed?? Because I am working with a FUCKING DINOSAUR aka Laptop!! I have no idea why the fuck the fucking thing is moving at the speed of a damned mammoth but I CANNOT DO MY WORK if it WON'T COOPERATE!!!

For fuck's sakes! Watching paint dry is ECSTASY compared to waiting for this piece of shit to OPEN ONE FILE!! How long does it take me to start up this hunk of junk? On a good day, it takes about 15-20 mins....I don't even want to get into the bad days!!

*screams with frustration*

I can't even TYPE PROPERLY cos it LAGS SO BAD I can't SEE WHAT I AM TYPING!!!

Gonna stop here before this fucking piece of shit crashes on me!! And btw, if ANYONE dares to try and pick a bone with me about deadlines...prepared to see a flying laptop!! Currently contempleting tossing this hunk of junk OUT the window! Maybe then the peahen will eat it and die of electrocution!!! GAH!