I was just watching clips of, "Hey! Mr Producer!" on Youtube when this song hit me as being PERFECT to describe mainstream bloggers! Nothing malicious, just....amusing actually! :P

!~!You Gotta Get A Gimmick!~!
"Gypsy"

Mazeppa:
You can pull all the stops out
Till they call the cops out
Grind your behind till you're bent
But you gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get a hand.

You can sacrifice your sacharo
Working in the back row
Bump in a dump till you're dead
Kid you gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna get ahead.

You can uh...You can uh...
You can uh...uh...uh...
That's how Burlesque was born.
So I uh...and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a horn...

Once I was a Schleppa,
Now I'm Miss Mazzeppa,
With my revolution in dance.
You gotta have a gimmick
If you wanna have a chance!

Electra :
She can uh... She can uh...
She can uh...uh...uh...
They'll never make her rich.

Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with a switch.

I'm electrifying
And I ain't even trying.
I never had to sweat to get paid
'Cause if you got a gimmick
Gypsy girl, you got it made.

Tessie Tura :
All them uh and then uh...
And that uh...uh...uh...
Ain't gonna spell success.

Me, I uh... and I uh...
And I uh...uh...uh...
But I do it with finesse.

Lady Tura is so much more demurer
Than all them other ladies because-
You gotta get a gimmick
If you wanna get applause.

ALL :
Do something special
Anything special
And you'll get better because
Come on and just do mimic
When you gotta gimmick
Take a look how different we are!

Electra :
If you wanna make it,
Twinkle while you shake it.

Tura :
If you wanna grind it,
Wait till you refined it.

Mazeppa :
If you wanna stump it,
Bump it with a trumpet!

ALL :
Get yourself a gimmick and you too,
Can be a star!